Grey-brown doe balancing on perch

Dulcie, my first ever rat - a fine self mink doe. She particularly liked to gaze into my eyes and commune with me.

White buck with black facial markings dozing next to video

Valentine, my second rat, a mismarked black capped buck with the slightly faded colouration which sometimes occurs in capped and masked rats - one of the nicest men I've ever met.

Ginger doe standing on hind legs, in side-view

Signy Mallory, a cinnamon doe of good female "type" (i.e. conformation), saved from being snake-food - folk-music fan and amateur mountaineer.

Black doe with white marking on chest, standing on hind-legs facing viewer

Fan, a black Irish doe - Signy's cage-mate, who sadly died after a pregnancy which went disastrously wrong.

Large ginger buck with white belly and creamy flanks, looking at viewer

Valentine and Signy's son Oak, a cinnamon Berkshire who seemed to have what are known as Essex or "robert" markings - reverse variegation, in which white flecks spread up the sides against a solid-coloured ground. Also a very sweet fellow.

Large brown and white buck sitting up on haunches, sniffing brown doe in cage

Oak's litter-brother Thorn, a.k.a. Genghis - a dark agouti variegated (i.e. with coloured freckles on a white ground - though he had too much solid colour on his back for show purposes) - a benevolent pack-leader but so aggressive towards humans that he once chased my mother onto the kitchen table and then climbed up after her.

Rear view of small white doe with black face, sitting up on haunches on end of bed

Valentine's lunatic, hyperactive hamster-sized black-capped daughter and granddaughter Badger, a.k.a. Bodgit & Scarper or The Bodge, who had no sense of fear whatsoever and was sexually attracted to cats.

Small white buck with black facial markings, sitting on shelf of video-tapes

Badger's litter-brother Little Saint Niven, a mismarked faded-black capped. Tiny for a buck, he nevertheless had great self-confidence and a nice line in practical jokes, and was exceptionally intelligent. I once saw him creep up on his sleeping brother/uncle Thorn, bite his ear and then whisk away so fast that by the time Thorn woke up Niven was sitting gazing out of the nest-box door as if butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. It was Niven who put me off letting rats out while I am eating, after he took to sitting on my bust and helping himself off the fork as it went past.

Large gingerish buck standing on hind legs in transparent plastic box

The late great Biting Bernard, a cinnamon buck with ideal male "type" (= conformation) and an outstanding character. He hated to be picked up and would bite to the bone if you tried it, but he was in other respects very obliging - for example if he was chewing something he shouldn't I had only to call his name and then point to his chewing-stick, and he would look where I was pointing and then shuffle over and chew that instead. As intelligent as a dog, he was so pernickety that he combed his hay into parallel lines and had special places for stacking bones and empty sunflower seed husks. Ancestor of a high proportion of the fancy rats in England (via his sons Motley and Definitely Horsa) - fortunately many of his descendants inherited his beauty, brains and longevity, few inherited his temper and none inherited his chronic arthritis.

Black doe held by my mother, peering round side of large pink and blue rosette

Bernard's mate (and co-ancestor of most of his descendants) Bridget-the-Fidget, a silver-grey (i.e. black sprinkled with white hairs) doe, at the moment of her triumph as Best Pet at a major show.

Shaggy brown buck sleeping with head on stomach of oatmeal-coloured doe, who herself is asleep on her back with all four feet in the air

Menacing Dennis, one of Bernard's descendants, using his girlfriend Teazel-the-Weasel's stomach as a pillow. Dennis is agouti and Teazel is pearl - a sort of oatmeal colour.

Dennis was actually quite nice-natured and never bit anybody - he just had a tendency towards spike-furred macho posturing, especially after a teaspoonful of cider.

Grey-brown baby buck held in human hand, winking one eye

A young cinnamon buck called Edmund (there was nothing wrong with his eye - that's just a wink).

Three brown and white rat kittens peering out of wicker carrying-box

Lark, Ladybird and Robin Pointnose, newly arrived from the petshop.

Insufferably cute brown and white baby buck, held in human hand

"Nermal, the world's cutest kitten".

Handsome brown doe sitting on human hand

Charlotte, one of Bernard's descendants - an agouti Berkshire doe.

Ancient, balding brown rex buck, eating a chocolate drop while lying on his back in human hand

Another of Bernard's line, Chalmers, an ageing, balding agouti rex, doing his party-trick. He was quite happy to eat in this position, and could even do so one-handed.

Grey-brown buck lying on back, seen through door of nest-box

This is either Meredith or Madoc, self mink buck, with pearl friend - both also descended from Bernard.

Three sleeping faces framed in door of nest-box

I can't remember whom these noses belong to, except that they are bucks.

Grey-brown doe dozing on ledge

Millicent, yet another of Bernard's line, showing mink coat fading to ginger in middle age, especially towards the tail.

White rat kittens weaving in and out of red plastic climbing frame

Mixed PEW (pink-eyed white) and Himalayan babies: one of these is Isobel, a.k.a. Dizzy Izzy, who proved to be a great character and very fond of humans. The cross-wires normally supported an upper shelf.

Ancient, tatty black buck drinking milk from dish on hearth

Scooby at three years old, showing typical appearance of geriatric buck - i.e. resembling a moth-eaten sofa.

Large and very overweight golden buck, sitting on my mother's lap

Yet another of Bernard's descendants: Portly, a topaz buck (though ideally a topaz should have darker eyes) and a very nice fellow. He suffered from genetic obesity accompanied by other metabolic problems and a depressed immune system, and sadly died quite young.

White buck with striking black hood, sitting on cushion, restrained by human hand

Push, a well-marked black hooded buck - though to be perfectly marked his stripe should have completely straight edges.

Ancient, pale apricot doe with visible cataracts, sitting in nest-box with pink-iced sponge cake

Clementine, a faded silver fawn doe, with her third-birthday cake. Note cataracts, which are sometimes seen in older animals: rats cope very well with blindness, since their primary sense is smell, and sight for them is a secondary sense - as smell is for us.

Young off-white doe with black eyes, sitting on cushion, restrained by human hand

One of the Twins (if she was prepared to sit still, even when held, it's probably Sensible Pyjamas rather than her excitable sister Flighty Nightie), a milk-cream doe. The genetics of creams are still being worked out, but this milk-cream is probably the cream gene plus homozygous self.

White doe with startlingly red eyes, looking down

Cranberry, a PEW (pink-eyed white or albino) doe, who got her name because of her brilliantly red eyes.

White doe with chocolate nose and black eyes, lying in cage looking out at viewer

Magnolia, a dark-eyed Himalayan - one Himalayan (Siamese) and one cream gene.

Fat white doe with beige hood sitting on foam packaging

Magnolia's niece Fawner (so called because she's more fawn than her white sister Flora), a biscuit-cream hooded doe - probably the cream gene combined with agouti or cinnamon.

Full-face view of blue buck standing on sofa

Sarah Ivy Rumage's blue boy Justin, named after the brave young officer-rat in Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH. To see more photo's of Justin and his curly side-kick Templeton, go to Sarah's The Literary Rats page.

Several young baby rats with black backs, white bellies and white blazes, curled up together in a hamster play-cube

Baby black husky rats (belonging to Donald Dickson of Capital Pets, Edinburgh) showing dense black coats prior to first moult, and "badger-face" blaze.

Doe with very heavily-silvered black back and badger-face blaze

Donald Dickson's black husky doe Mavis, aged about four months, showing "badger-face" blaze and heavy roaning. There is another type of husky pattern, found in the American midwest, which is similar in appearance but is a form of chinchillation (removal of red from the coat) rather than roaning: this midwestern husky marking cannot occur in black rats, who have no red to remove.

Large buck with white face and flanks, and black back so heavily silvered as to appear pale grey

Donald Dickson's black husky stud-buck Haggis, Mavis' sire or uncle, aged about ten months. Note white spreading up the limbs, flanks and face, erasing most of the badger-blaze, and roaning so heavy the coat appears grey. In old huskies the white has spread so far up that they look as if someone took a pure white rat and painted a two-inch wide grey stripe down it, from the crown of the head to the tail.

In the original photograph it is possible to see that Haggis has a blue iris surrounding the open black pupil of his eye - but the scanner doesn't seem to have picked this up.