Reviews

The Unkindest Cut

  (How A Hatchet-Man Critic Made His Own $7,000 Movie And Put It All On His Credit Card)

  By Joe Queenan

  Published by Picador £6.99

Review by James MacGregor

The Unkindest Cut is a chronicle of cinematic obsession, acutely and ascerbically observed by the man who suffered for it. Joe Queenan’s whodunnit low-budget debut, Twelve Steps To Death, may have suffered lack of direction rather than lack of will, but Queenan’s account of his own directorial demise carries no fat. His pen and razor-sharp wit cut to the very quick of the business of making a no-budget movie.

Queenan’s inspiration for his cinematic triumph -the triumph of surviving the experience rather than any acclaim resulting from it- is said to be Robert Rodriguez, who claimed to have shot his film El Mariachi for $7,000. Film critic Queenan was not certain if this was true or merely film hype. He decided to invest a little of his savings and find out.

This is a journey of discovery that will be close to the heart of every filmaker, but with Queenan’s pen so seasoned with wit, the book has to be more entertaining than the film that created it. We wince at the obstacles, the massive cost overruns, the sabotaged equipment and there are sharp intakes of breath at the on-set stabbing and the tearful resignation for the cast of his seven-year-old son. And yes, Queenan fell out with his 1st AD.

Whatever the achievements of Rodriguez and those other pioneers of  low-cost moviemaking, there can be no disputing that Queenan made the most expensive $7,000 movie in history: expensive on the nerves, on the goodwill of his neighbours in Tarrytown, New York, on his own family relationships. But the cost in cash went on his credit card.

You may never get to see his film, but you can still be entertained by Joe Queenan’s low cost masterpiece. You’ll find it at a bookshop near you, for £6.99, not much more than the price of a seat in the stalls.

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